Hope no one sues me for plagiarism..
There s a famous saying…love ,labour ,lost.. I dnt knw wot d hell it means…but wld surely wanna coin a new phrase …love,peace,lost… wid due regards to all who ll be frowning after reading d 1st two lines… please make a sigh of relief…its not against ne1 in love…its bout d beautiful feeling called love …wch metamorphises n takes several moults until it reaches d last instar(read the dead end called marriage)..i seriously dnt knw y m I hvng such nightmarish feelings 4m few days bout me gtng married....may be m hvng d rahul bose effect(me being a grl though)… I still cnt imagine myself serving tea n offering myself for scanning n throwng some illogical questionnaire round before d prospective groom n his family…whoops!!…dats y I prefer love marriage .. atleast u dnt hv to go through d scanning n questionnaire rounds.. barring some exceptions though!.. dats wen the 4th state of matter has to take its place…looveee..hw I hate pronouncing it!! ….its d 4th state coz its neither solid..nor liquid…nor gas..or may be an amalgamation of all three..
Love—the pre coutrtship period(read commitment status n nt engagement) s a heavenly feeling… u just wait 4 d courtship day(again read commitment n nt engagement)…
N the day arrives… u still unable to sink in… n dn d 1st symptom of d side effect …
>U see d exponential increase in ur phone bills…n u still cnt get away wid it..
>U r yet to find ways to pay d hefty sum … dn the 2nd side effect crops up… ur dad..y d hell ur cell always shows busy!… n all u cn do is smile back.. herein I just want to warn all u ppl in d pre courtship period…make a note book n state 101 reasons beforehand stating y ur cell shows busy every time ur dad calls… lets not bring mom inbtw coz she cls 10 times daily n a lie in d 9th one doesn’t make ne difference… u can call it murphy’s corollary law… I dnt think it exists or not but.. mark my words…d timing of ur boyfrnds call(even if he calls once in d entire day) s always d same wid ur dad…
>I would beg ur pardon on d 3rd effect….coz I ll keep a healthy distance 4m mentioning bout d side effects on ur studies…
>side effect no 4… u suddenly see all ur long lost frnds starts enquiring bout ur well being…oh after such a long tym.. ur r excited..but!!!… u cnt reciprocate….for d reason behind it refer to side effect 1..n suddenly out of d blue u r termed arrogant… god forbid! But whr d hell it came from…
>hw ever quite contary to the 4th one… those who r nearby u.. complain u of being transformed into a saint(I dnt remember d feminine of it)..theres a considerable decrease in the amount of slangs u use..n all of a sudden u seem to b disinterested in all non-materialistic beautiful things(read btw lines)…n u r no longer a part of their hap talks.. coz u r now on d non-greener side…n all d jokes now are made on u…
>the list s endless… but my blog has to b kept within limits…coz an average 2 n a half hr mvie s worth money than a gud 3 n a ½ hr one.. ( data based on box office reports)..n nw the 6th n d most important one.. d network(be it the cellular or the internet server)…it gets 4m bad to horrible… n wen d network s super fine..u hv all ur frnds surrounding u ..the pity doesn’t end here… therz more to come…watch out for this space..
p.s.. the research s based on some personal experiences (read friends) as well as on some word of mouth..[:)]
There s a famous saying…love ,labour ,lost.. I dnt knw wot d hell it means…but wld surely wanna coin a new phrase …love,peace,lost… wid due regards to all who ll be frowning after reading d 1st two lines… please make a sigh of relief…its not against ne1 in love…its bout d beautiful feeling called love …wch metamorphises n takes several moults until it reaches d last instar(read the dead end called marriage)..i seriously dnt knw y m I hvng such nightmarish feelings 4m few days bout me gtng married....may be m hvng d rahul bose effect(me being a grl though)… I still cnt imagine myself serving tea n offering myself for scanning n throwng some illogical questionnaire round before d prospective groom n his family…whoops!!…dats y I prefer love marriage .. atleast u dnt hv to go through d scanning n questionnaire rounds.. barring some exceptions though!.. dats wen the 4th state of matter has to take its place…looveee..hw I hate pronouncing it!! ….its d 4th state coz its neither solid..nor liquid…nor gas..or may be an amalgamation of all three..
Love—the pre coutrtship period(read commitment status n nt engagement) s a heavenly feeling… u just wait 4 d courtship day(again read commitment n nt engagement)…
N the day arrives… u still unable to sink in… n dn d 1st symptom of d side effect …
>U see d exponential increase in ur phone bills…n u still cnt get away wid it..
>U r yet to find ways to pay d hefty sum … dn the 2nd side effect crops up… ur dad..y d hell ur cell always shows busy!… n all u cn do is smile back.. herein I just want to warn all u ppl in d pre courtship period…make a note book n state 101 reasons beforehand stating y ur cell shows busy every time ur dad calls… lets not bring mom inbtw coz she cls 10 times daily n a lie in d 9th one doesn’t make ne difference… u can call it murphy’s corollary law… I dnt think it exists or not but.. mark my words…d timing of ur boyfrnds call(even if he calls once in d entire day) s always d same wid ur dad…
>I would beg ur pardon on d 3rd effect….coz I ll keep a healthy distance 4m mentioning bout d side effects on ur studies…
>side effect no 4… u suddenly see all ur long lost frnds starts enquiring bout ur well being…oh after such a long tym.. ur r excited..but!!!… u cnt reciprocate….for d reason behind it refer to side effect 1..n suddenly out of d blue u r termed arrogant… god forbid! But whr d hell it came from…
>hw ever quite contary to the 4th one… those who r nearby u.. complain u of being transformed into a saint(I dnt remember d feminine of it)..theres a considerable decrease in the amount of slangs u use..n all of a sudden u seem to b disinterested in all non-materialistic beautiful things(read btw lines)…n u r no longer a part of their hap talks.. coz u r now on d non-greener side…n all d jokes now are made on u…
>the list s endless… but my blog has to b kept within limits…coz an average 2 n a half hr mvie s worth money than a gud 3 n a ½ hr one.. ( data based on box office reports)..n nw the 6th n d most important one.. d network(be it the cellular or the internet server)…it gets 4m bad to horrible… n wen d network s super fine..u hv all ur frnds surrounding u ..the pity doesn’t end here… therz more to come…watch out for this space..
p.s.. the research s based on some personal experiences (read friends) as well as on some word of mouth..[:)]
8 comments:
hey dear..a really nice n amusing post dis time..i did laugh my heart out by da various "pyaar ke side effectz" u mentioned!!!!
besides i cud actually relate myself wid da instance u talked abt..da pre-side-effects of arrangd marriage..whooff ..scared d hell out of meh!! :)
still feel da side effects of courtship must b amazing... isnt it??
u can answer better!! :P
aawell...i hope dat happens soon...keep on blessing meh... :P
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Very interseting post....
Amazing presentation skill......
Cheers
thnk u so much ... n yup anonymous appreciation s d best kind of boost up one could ask for...thnk u very much....hope too see ur reviews often...thnks
hey, taht really great.. well put!
is that gulabo u kakoli!!...thnx a lot for ur appreciation..i loved d name!
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