Tuesday, October 7, 2008

is it the very end...

U say it d regionalism sentiments that r still endowed in me or mere frustration on all d happenings around ….that I decided to write on such a topic…even after swearing never ever to get d regionalistic sentiments to overpower me…

Then y m I writing it today…it was heartening both in positive n negative ways… positive in d sense that its for the 1st time I have seen the times of India dedicating a front page main article 4 Assam… negative in d sense that its coz of the communal turmoil Assam is experiencing in recent times.. I seriously don’t have any respect 4 d two puppets in power…one the very prime minister n second our very own chief minister…may be they won’t react even if their house is on fire… let it be… I don’t care…n don’t want to spend my time writing bout them…

With due respect to my religion…I m now hating d colour of saffron overpowering d very religion known for its patience n respect 4 all religions…with all the things happening in Orissa…the various atrocities on d poor n d weak Christian nuns n priests. ..I feel so ashamed of being a Hindu…y is this happening….y r they doing this. .hw can u justify a 28 yr old nun gang rapped n paraded naked. just because they r practicing Christianity… I cnt say nethng bout d other religions…coz once I say something I wont b termed secular nemore…its d irony of our state..being a hindu I cn bash up ne kind of ill hinduism practices but cnt utter a single word against the other religions…n vice-versa...

however d biggest irony of our society s alwys keeping leniency on ones own children while being the harshest critic of the neighbours kin..same goes wid d present state of affairs…I cry my heart out every time I see d saffron activists burning d innocent lifes…d jehadis killing d children,d pregnant women..n the bread earner of a family…I dnt knw wot they want…if v cnt live together …dn get separate lands 4 all…give them everything they want.. get a separate state 4 Hindus, Christians n Muslims… don’t let them live together… forget the very festivals v celebrated together……forget dat v prayed together during d kargil war… forget the celebration v had
when India won d t20world cup…
forget that v cheered together 4 aamir in lagaan,a shahrukh in chak-de…or cried wen akshay khanna died in border…forget all…. v dnt wanna remember nethng… never ever!!

Thursday, October 2, 2008

pyaar ke side -effects...


Hope no one sues me for plagiarism..
There s a famous saying…love ,labour ,lost.. I dnt knw wot d hell it means…but wld surely wanna coin a new phrase …love,peace,lost… wid due regards to all who ll be frowning after reading d 1st two lines… please make a sigh of relief…its not against ne1 in love…its bout d beautiful feeling called love …wch metamorphises n takes several moults until it reaches d last instar(read the dead end called marriage)..i seriously dnt knw y m I hvng such nightmarish feelings 4m few days bout me gtng married....may be m hvng d rahul bose effect(me being a grl though)… I still cnt imagine myself serving tea n offering myself for scanning n throwng some illogical questionnaire round before d prospective groom n his family…whoops!!…dats y I prefer love marriage .. atleast u dnt hv to go through d scanning n questionnaire rounds.. barring some exceptions though!.. dats wen the 4th state of matter has to take its place…looveee..hw I hate pronouncing it!! ….its d 4th state coz its neither solid..nor liquid…nor gas..or may be an amalgamation of all three..

Love—the pre coutrtship period(read commitment status n nt engagement) s a heavenly feeling… u just wait 4 d courtship day(again read commitment n nt engagement)…

N the day arrives… u still unable to sink in… n dn d 1st symptom of d side effect …
>U see d exponential increase in ur phone bills…n u still cnt get away wid it..

>U r yet to find ways to pay d hefty sum … dn the 2nd side effect crops up… ur dad..y d hell ur cell always shows busy!… n all u cn do is smile back.. herein I just want to warn all u ppl in d pre courtship period…make a note book n state 101 reasons beforehand stating y ur cell shows busy every time ur dad calls… lets not bring mom inbtw coz she cls 10 times daily n a lie in d 9th one doesn’t make ne difference… u can call it murphy’s corollary law… I dnt think it exists or not but.. mark my words…d timing of ur boyfrnds call(even if he calls once in d entire day) s always d same wid ur dad…

>I would beg ur pardon on d 3rd effect….coz I ll keep a healthy distance 4m mentioning bout d side effects on ur studies…

>side effect no 4… u suddenly see all ur long lost frnds starts enquiring bout ur well being…oh after such a long tym.. ur r excited..but!!!… u cnt reciprocate….for d reason behind it refer to side effect 1..n suddenly out of d blue u r termed arrogant… god forbid! But whr d hell it came from…

>hw ever quite contary to the 4th one… those who r nearby u.. complain u of being transformed into a saint(I dnt remember d feminine of it)..theres a considerable decrease in the amount of slangs u use..n all of a sudden u seem to b disinterested in all non-materialistic beautiful things(read btw lines)…n u r no longer a part of their hap talks.. coz u r now on d non-greener side…n all d jokes now are made on u…

>the list s endless… but my blog has to b kept within limits…coz an average 2 n a half hr mvie s worth money than a gud 3 n a ½ hr one.. ( data based on box office reports)..n nw the 6th n d most important one.. d network(be it the cellular or the internet server)…it gets 4m bad to horrible… n wen d network s super fine..u hv all ur frnds surrounding u ..the pity doesn’t end here… therz more to come…watch out for this space..

p.s.. the research s based on some personal experiences (read friends) as well as on some word of mouth..[:)]